Best Skyrim mod I’ve ever seen. PROJECT PEW
Perhaps not as visually impressive as turning dragons into dead wrestlers or crabs into Zoidbergs, Project PEW turns all of your bow sounds into “pew pew”. Pew pew.
Trailer for a documentary that will make you want to hit somebody right in the face, “Kidnapped for Christ”
Kidnapped for Christ is a terrifying documentary about kids, especially of the gay variety, sent down to labor camps in the Dominican Republic by their evangelical Christian parents to try and “reform” them. Because it’s what Jesus would do.
The 100 Greatest Nick Cage Quotes
Genius. See his acting method HERE
I just don’t.. I can’t… How did this…
So the trailer for this DDR inspired movie is not fake, it’s an actual movie. I can’t tell if it’s supposed to be so bad that it’s funny, or if it’s just fucking horrible. The thing is it has won some awards already and I just don’t understand how it could have happened. I just don’t. But maybe it is just so god-awful bad that it’s good.
Date night Rube Goldberg machine.
Every single guy should set one of these up. Just fucking incredible.
Technology! Anti-theif briefcase
Incredible!
Just a sunny song and great video
This song, “I’ll Take You with Me” by Dutch rapper GERS PARDOEL, just sounds fucking nice, and the video is great too. The translation of the lyrics is below.
Ze denkt dat ik niet bezig ben met haar
_She thinks that I’m not involved with her
Denkt dat ik geen gevoelens heb voor haar
_(she) Thinks that I have no feelings for her
Terwijl ik nu alleen maar denk aan haar
_While all I can think of right now is her
Want zij is heel mijn wereld
_Because she is my entire world
Zeg me wat je wil dan
_Say to me what you want, then
Staren word ik stil van
_Staring makes me go silent
Zeg me wat je wil dan
_Say to me what you want, then
Staren word ik stil van (praat met mij)
_Staring makes me go silent (talk to me)Verse 1:
We waren pas acht/8
_We were only eight/8
‘k* Zat in de klas
_I sat in the classroom
Naast Thomas en Willem
_Next to Thomas and Willem
Voor Mark en Bas
_In front of Mark and Bas
Jij zat voorin, keek achterom
_You sat in the front , looked behind your shoulder
Ik stuurde je briefjes en vroeg je waarom
_I sent you notes and asked you why
Je stuurde me terug
_You sent back to me
Ik vind je lief, zit op een wolk en ik ben verliefd
_I find you sweet, sitting on a cloud and I am in love
Tien/10 jaren later waren we samen
_Ten/10 years later we were together
Ik was een jongetje, jij al een dame
_I was a boy, you already were a lady
Wist het wel zeker, jij bent de ware
_Knew it for sure, you are the one
Niemand waar ik nou zo lang naar kon staren
_Nobody who I could stare at for so long
Soms is het erg maar dit is mijn werk
_Sometimes it’s rubbish but this is my work
Voor jou ben ik Gerwin en Gers is het merk
_For you I’m Gerwin** en Gers is the brandChorus:
Ik neem je mee, neem je mee op reis
_I take you along, take you along on a journey
Neem je mee, naar Rome of Parijs
_Take you along, to Rome or Paris
Ik lijk misschien wel cool totdat je weet wat ik nu voel
_I may seem cool until you know what I am feeling now
Jij klinkt als muziek dus ‘k* laat je zien wat ik bedoel
_You sound as music so I’ll show you what I mean
Ik neem je mee ee-eh-eh-eeee
_I take you along-oh-oh-oh-ong
Ik neem je mee ee-eh-eh-eeee
_I take you along-oh-oh-oh-ongVerse 2:
Ik denk aan haar en zij denkt aan mij
_I think of her and she thinks of me
Jij bent te druk is wat ze me zei
_You are too busy is what she told me
Ze wil met me shoppen, en samen uit eten
_She wants to shop with me, eating out together
Wil naar de bios en wil met me daten
_Wants to go to the cinema and date with me
Maar ik wil muziek en geld op de bank
_But I want music and money in the bank
Al m’n fans die wachten al lang
_All my fans they are waiting so long
Ik wil een toekomst opbouwen met haar
_I want to build up a future with her
Twee/2 kids, een huis met een tuin aan het water
_Two/2 kids, a house with a garden on the waterside
Hond of kater, wat jij wil
_Dog or cat, whatever you want
Maar blijf nou niet staren want dan word ik stil
_But don’t keep staring because then I will go silent
‘k* Doe dit voor ons en ‘k* werk dus hard
_I’m doing this for us and thus I am working hard
Want ik hou van jou met heel m’n hart
_Because I love you with all of my heartChorus 1x
Bridge 1x* = ‘k is a shortened word for ‘ik’, meaning ‘I’
** = Gerwin is his real name, Gers is his artistic name, or, as he calls it, his brand.
The company that made Mass Effect 3 launched a few copies into space
Mass Effect 3 is launching March 6th, but several lucky people will get a chance to get a copy early if they’re willing to travel a bit and probably fight people to the death for it. Earlier this week, Bioware launched several copies of the game into the stratosphere on weather balloons that will fall to Earth a week before the official release date and if you find one, it’s yours.
Each copy has a GPS tracking device on it, and you can track each copy on masseffect.com or on Twitter at @masseffect.
Also here is an extended trailer for the game that just came out and is absolutely epic:
“Xbox 720″ (codename Durango) will have a touch screen controller
Although the next generation of the xbox doesn’t have an official name yet (it’s codename is Durango), most people expect it to be called the xbox720 after a billboard in the boxing arena of the movie “Real Steel” was seen sporting the “xbox720″ logo. One thing that we do know is that the controller will be pretty intense, with a touch screen embedded into it.
Among the most interesting is the notion that the Xbox 720, or Durango, will use a revolutionary new touchscreen controller that has been described essentially as a tablet embedded into a normal game controller.
That would seem to mimic Nintendo’s strategy with the Wii U, where the controller has gotten more attention than the console hardware itself. The Wii U controller will be able to play games autonomously even without the TV on, while the Durango’s controller would likely be more of a secondary component to the Xbox hardware.
Also expected is that the Durango will have strong voice and motion controls like the Xbox 360 Kinect, and it will have a much stronger approach to 3D content. Some also predict it will allow players to play online games for free, and employ a premium service similar to Sony’s Playstation Plus.
Not an ad
Blummer Chocolate company is a company based out of Chicago that sells ridiculously huge chocolate bars. Here is their latest commercial.
Here’s the unnecessary ultrasound women in Virginia have to endure now before getting an abortion
Many states have already passed laws requiring women to get an ultrasound before they get an abortion, in order for them to see the tiny embryo that they are wishing to evacuate. Virginia, on the other hand, is about to be the only state to require a transvaginal ultrasound, which does the exact same thing as a normal ultrasound on the belly, except it requires women to be penetrated by an electronic dildo, which is just what most women who are about to have an abortion want to go through. How the fuck does something like this even get passed? Does nobody ask why?
Abortion opponents have leapt to defend Virginia’s pending forced ultrasound laws, which would require many women seeking abortions to undergo a medically unnecessary transvaginal ultrasound, on the basis that this coercive form of penetration is no different than the (usually) consensual penetration that resulted in the pregnancy to begin with, or the more invasive procedure they’ve chosen to have.
And here’s an video of everyone on TV saying the word “transvaginal”:
Also, HERE is a piece I posted a few weeks back about one senator trying to attach a similarly unnecessary procedure for men.
Ever wonder how you can play pool on a cruise ship in rough seas?
That’s how. With a crazy expensive pool table.
FINALLY! An FDA approved sperm count test you can do at home!
Normally, if you wanted to find out how many little swimmers you have running around in your baby gravy you would have to go in to the doctor, squirt some into somebody else’s plastic cup (using some 80′s porn mag and I mean who likes staring at giant bush when your jerking it (I love it)), and then wait for them to figure it out. But now, you can find out your count at home, in bed, right next to your kids room. Here’s how it’s done:
1. Think about some girls giant bush. Into a cup.
2. Like a fine wine, allow your genetic material to breathe for 20 minutes.
3. Fill the “semen transfer device” up to the line, then add it to the solution bottle.
4. Mix the solution and let stand for two minutes. Then add six drops of the mixture to the well.
5. In just 7 minutes you should know whether or not your tight hipster pants have ruined your chance at creating a bunch of little shit heads.
The Spermcheck Fertility Home Sperm Test is available online today at CVS.com and Walgreens.com (on sale for $30 at CVS, and $40 at Walgreens), and they will be in stores nationwide in April.
