File this under “Seriously bad ass can’t be killed motherfuckers”… a guy is driving through the desert and his car breaks down. Instead of crying and wandering through the desert on foot, leading to his ultimate demise, he takes the car apart and turns it into a fucking motorcycle.

While traveling through the desert somewhere in north west Africa in his Citroen 2CV , [Emile] is stopped, and told not to go any further due to some military conflicts in the area. Not wanting to actually listen to this advice, he decides to loop around, through the desert, to circumvent this roadblock.

After a while of treading off the beaten path, [Emile] manages to snap a swing arm on his vehicle, leaving him stranded. He decided that the best course of action was to disassemble his vehicle and construct a motorcycle from the parts. This feat would be impressive on its own, but remember, he’s still in the desert and un-prepared. If we’re reading this correctly, he managed to drill holes by bending metal and sawing at it, then un-bending it to be flat again.

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According to the filmmakers, they’re looking to turn the teaser into a feature-length film that would “explore how robotic augmentations will affect a future society and ultimately ask the question of what it means to exist.” Until that happens, though, expect a short film based off the teaser by Summer 2012. The whole thing was shot in Bangkok by director Stephan Zlotescu.

What?

I just don’t think she noticed.

I bet a lot of people wish they knew how to communicate this point more clearly.